Gifts

Please don't (unless you feel compelled by tradition and social norms)

Let's face it, this is probably an expensive wedding for some of you, what with hotels, and flights, and stroopwafel tax. We would rather not bleed you dry any more than is necessary, because we like you!

If you must be-gift us, we will begrudgingly accept your hard earned money to go towards a kick-ass honeymoon some time in 2026. We accept pounds, euros, and Tasmanian dollars, depending on the bureau de change. We'll send you a postcard!